Sh*t Runners Say

I’ll start us off:

  • “Just going for an easy 7”
  • “I can’t, I have a long run planned”
  • “I love Kara Goucher”
  • “I feel naked without my watch”
  • “I LOVE hills”
  • “I HATE hills”
  • “It’s a really fast course”
  • “I shouldn’t have eaten those cheezits”

Alright, please chime in. What else do runners say?

  1. fitmindfitbodyfitsoul reblogged this from allonthetrack
  2. clearingthoughts reblogged this from thirtytwohundred and added:
    “I mean we only ran 6 miles today.” “Oh my-are you serious? We’re doing intervals today?” “Man those intervals weren’t...
  3. aalexi reblogged this from c-h-u-e-e and added:
    “Fuckin’ Sarah Baxter damn.”
  4. liveliferelentlessly reblogged this from thejogjournal
  5. c-h-u-e-e reblogged this from xcgirl6
  6. nostressliving reblogged this from coffee-and-crow-pose
  7. high-w4sted-kitttens reblogged this from heyitstherunner
  8. courttie reblogged this from heyitstherunner
  9. just-clownin reblogged this from just-clownin and added:
    “My watch has GPS”
  10. visionsofecstacy97 reblogged this from xcgirl6
  11. xcountry9 reblogged this from xcgirl6 and added:
    Let’s take our shirts off
  12. xcalldayerrday reblogged this from allonthetrack and added:
    “You wouldn’t believe these ridiculously adorable running short shorts I bought yesterday” - a guy on the team
  13. camoprep reblogged this from justcasualrunning
  14. faster-thanthewind reblogged this from allonthetrack
  15. heyitstherunner reblogged this from peace-love-crosscountry
  16. move-it---to-lose-it reblogged this from coffee-and-crow-pose and added:
    ” I just went for the best run of my life ” … ( After every single run )
  17. justcasualrunning reblogged this from allonthetrack and added:
    “guys tell me how my leg muscles look”
  18. in-it-forthelongrun reblogged this from allonthetrack and added:
    “Is anyone coming down this way? I need to pee in this bush”
  19. coffee-and-crow-pose reblogged this from peace-love-crosscountry
  20. peace-love-crosscountry reblogged this from allonthetrack
  21. allonthetrack reblogged this from xcxcara
  22. xcxcara reblogged this from runners-to-your-mark
  23. runners-to-your-mark reblogged this from thejogjournal
  24. thejogjournal reblogged this from xcgirl6
  25. xcgirl6 reblogged this from dodgingtraffic and added:
    “Watch out guys, I’m about to spit”
  26. thisistheinferno reblogged this from the-monty-python-fandom and added:
    “Look at his stride” “My ass hurts” “Let’s stagger this one”
  27. the-monty-python-fandom reblogged this from sprinkledmoonlight and added:
    “i’m carb loading” “i have to go to the bathroom” “i love your spikes”
  28. runningandneverstopping reblogged this from sprinkledmoonlight and added:
    “What do you mean it’s ‘too cold’ for shorts?”
  29. sprinkledmoonlight reblogged this from charlottes-fitblr
  30. charlottes-fitblr reblogged this from loving--running